Rob: Every November, as a way of celebrating Monkey during the month it was published, I do the November Challenge in which I play in solitaire mode against Kurgill (see the Krazy Kurgz variation on pg. 9 of the Monkey Rulebook). My favorite way to play against Kurgill is in Insane Mode — it’s the ultimate Monkey challenge :). (This is where you remove all bananas and faeries from the game… yep.)
Each year it’s the first to score 5 wins. Enjoy.
The First Edition (Year 2016)
1 for Kurgill ; 0 for Rob
GAME 1: Pummeled & Chastized
- Chosen Monkey: Gangster Monkey
- Battle cry: “Bring it Kurgie, you gonna get crushed!”
Yep, I got pummeled. The first 2 trees were blacks which slowed me down and the next 2 were 20s! That slowed both of us down. One bird sprung during the game blocking my 6s (not Kurgill’s of course) but it never worked against me. I managed to get ahead of Kurgill when he got stuck on the first 20. I gloated and got cocky, hoping to race ahead. Then, after getting gnomed twice, each time falling back into a 20, I was properly chastized and remembered my place 🙂. Kurgill surpassed me with ease after that and later attempted the Treetop Challenge, missing it the first time on the final Treetop card. I beat the 20 I was on another time but I didn’t dodge the trap that sprung there and hoped to try again the next turn. I had the opportunity to trap Kurgill at the Treetop but forgot to do so. That was the clincher I think as he dominated the Treetop challenge on his second attempt. A good match but I’ll try to remember not to get cocky next time :).
2 for Kurgill ; 0 for Rob
GAME 2: Lost by a sliver…
- Chosen Monkey: Business Monkey
- Battle cry: “Ayeeeeeeeeeee!”
This was a tight match. I got ahead of Kurgill by one position, with him stuck on a twenty. My next turn was deadly though as I drew a Monkey fight and lost (I played a 9 and he got a 15, boo!). Falling back to face that twenty was brutal to say the least. But I managed to get to the Treetop still, braving a black along the way, and even attempted the Treetop Challenge to take any opportunity I could. I had no blacks but fortunately all of the Treetop cards ended up being red, a 5, a 10, and a 15. However, color got me. I couldn’t beat the red 15 at the end — to face it I had a blue 5, a yellow 8, a red 6 and a red 9. Ouch. So. Close. Had I played differently at the red 10, I would have won it since I saw what wizard trap cards I would have had from seeing Kurgill’s next turn, which unfortunately, was his attempt at the challenge where he won. My next spell would have been an anvil. You run a tight ship Kurgill.
3 for Kurgill ; 0 for Rob
GAME 3: Kurgill imposes his steady and strong hand
- Chosen Monkey: Fancy Monkey
- Battle cry: “Talk is cheap”
The highlight of this match, which I rejoiced in was when I successfully trapped Kurgill at a 20 Trunk while I was also stuck there. But to see his grand plan thwarted was a delight. None of the spell cards were really devastating this game but I couldn’t seem to foil Kurgill’s steady climb. Kurgill just exerted his strong hand the whole way through. I did manage to trap him at the Treetop but he blew apart that challenge like it was child’s play and dodged the traps without a sniff. At least I’m getting beat by the best. It doesn’t hurt as much that way.
4 for Kurgill ; 0 for Rob
GAME 4: Story-book ending
- Chosen Monkey: Jester Monkey
- Battle cry: “I’m invincible!”
Wow. Just wow. Few games break things down in such brutal, slow detail. The pictures break it down for you. At times Kurgill gave me the impression that he was letting up on things, which is why I took so many. I thought I was going to win. Don’t be fooled. So we were both at the Treetop. Monkey fight. I can’t risk things so I played a twenty. He gets a twenty. What!? Anyway, at least he falls too. I make it back to the Treetop. So does he. On my next turn I don’t get to attempt the Treetop Challenge because a slide brings me down. When you stumble and fall in life, you get back up again, right? So I climb back to the Treetop and trap Kurgill there too. On his turn he attempts the Treetop Challenge and beats it but… wait for it… he actually gets trapped!! HAHA! The first trap I lay for him, a 2, gets him. HAHAHA!! My next turn. Anvil. Ouch. His next turn. He beats the Treetop again. Obviously. But again, yes, believe it or not: my last trap for him, a 20, traps him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Okay, now we’re talking. I’m all ready to beat the challenge. Yep, you know what’s coming. I. Get. Gnomed. He beats the Treetop on his next turn. Story-book ending. And the birds were taunting me the whole time, blocking 3s, 4s, and 5s, I literally had 7 blocked cards in my hand at the end — two 3s, three 4s, and two 5s. Yep. Story-book ending indeed.
5 for Kurgill ; 0 for Rob
GAME 5: Mopping up
- Chosen Monkey: Jester Monkey
- Battle cry: “‘Tis but a scratch!”
I thought I’d play Jester Monkey again, just so Kurgill could toss me to and fro like thunderous waves of torment like he did last time and claim the victory in true Kurgill fashion. Instead, he just came in with no real fanfare. A little domination here a little there. Of course I never got an edge. I think I was this annoying little flea that he squashed into the floor last game and so he put up with a little bit more buzzing. One more squish. Then got the mop. So ends the first edition of me against Kurgill. Well done Kurgie. See you next year :).